Friday, March 19, 2010

Ga is all chipchip. It's ten in the morning.
Two baths a day again.
Everywhere there are globules of sweat
trickling down around eyebrows hanging off
noses forming little fluid armies on upper lips everywhere.
So bloody annoying, not to mention unfair
it's not even April yet.
And sweat patches everywhere, people get up at Worldview and there
are dark grey bum prints, and faces get grimy
and the dogs lie around panting and make it
feel EVEN hotter and thonga remnants with rotting
salad lie everywhere and the place smells like
a stewpot of sweat and fur and onions.
SOUP.
Ok I'll stop.

Rubbed a cucumber all over the bathroom mirror yesterday
to test the theory, it's still smelling disgusting like some
creature oozed body fluids all over the place. No
that's not what I mean but I can't think of a
better image.
Ate out for both lunch and dinner. I want to die.
Everything is vomit-inducing
after you've eaten and stepped out of the AC into the world.
Additionally,
wotis mobile number wotis your style number karni hain private baatein
de de koi private number.
Hello.
Ittise lovely weather. fnnngfnnngfnnnfgngng.

3 comments:

Shalmi said...

Therisno rain tooday, ittise lovely weather.

Not really, but one must sing along.

Arse Poetica said...

your headers make one heady, they get better and better!

R said...

Urghhh noooo. I'm coming back to Cal next month after having living in -21 degrees for the greater part of 8 months. Iwilldie!