Thursday, October 21, 2010

Begin interjection.

"Ohho, why does she always need to be rescued? Now she will be raped."
(reaches for popcorn)
(me: firangs? FIRANGS? Where'd they come from?)
"Ohho, doesn't matter, she's going to be raped."

"What are those animals?"
(A minute passes)
"But why are they there?"

"Ohh he's an evil robot now."
(stunned silence)

"This is too much."
(Ninety minutes after it starts rolling.)

"CAR BATTERIES? SERIOUSLY?"
(me: Hahaha, Implausible delivery, car batteries, this is almost like 3 Idiots.)

"A...hand... a... snake! Aiyyo, it's a snake!"
(Took that long for the aiyyo to come out, but it did.)

"...but why is he wearing lipgloss?"
(pause)
"And why is the robot wearing lipgloss?"

End interjection.

Pretty unproblematic, my mother. But I'm the bigger Rajni fan now.

5 comments:

Antara said...

Isn't there a bit where she demands the mosquito that bit her to be found, and he does?

I fell in love at that point.

Trisha said...

did you see that bit where many rajni robots become a giant rajni robot which then gives human rajni the middle finger?

Sambit said...

see, this is why i love your mother so much.

R said...

"Why is the robot wearing lipgloss?" ahahahaha

Magically Bored said...

Dang. Now I want to watch this movie even more.