Were it possible, I would acquire a sharp set of canines and a white moustache and bite all the people I don't like. I think Dracula has it easy. Real easy. To fly and to crawl and to disappear in puffs of smoke, it seems the kind of life worth having. You own an empty castle in Romania filled with antiques and libraries and tapestries and things, and get to live with wolves and bite people. If there's a higher power he would let other people be this way too, let everyone turn into vampires. Dracula has it so easy it's frustrating.